Offbeat Jokes
Offbeat Jokes (By Dr Amit Nagpal) The husband told his wife, "You love me with lower consciousness, that’s why you are insecure, jealous, possessive...My love is of higher consciousness, that’s why I love you and all the women.....and of course all the men of the world." He is crying, his beloved Dog has gone to the God. I am crying, my beloved God has gone to the Dogs. She has brought so much light to my life that I think I need to apply the sunscreen Yes my dear I love you, at least I care for you, when I forget to care, I mostly give you a call, even when I forget that, I do come home and say goodnight (frank message from husbands to wives) God created a woman and then fell in love. then had a doubt, can god marry a human? While God is still wondering man is blundering. 3 rules of traditional Indian companies Rule 1 Boss is always right, Rule 2 If ever in doubt refer to rule 1, Rule 3 When you become the boss get the best out of the above 2 rules F...